#include “dos.h”
#include “win95.h”
#include “win98.h”
#include “winNT.h”
#include “monopoly.h”
#include “backdoor.h”
#define TIPO_INSTALACION = DIFICIL
#include “sco_unix.h” class windows7 extends Windows XP implements Nothing
{
}int totalNewFeatures = 3;
int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;
float numberOfBugs = 345889E+08;
boolean readyForrelease = FALSE;void main
{
display_copyright_message();while (!CRASHED) {
if (first_tiem_install) {
if ((installedRAM <2GB || (processorSpeed <4GHz)) {
MessageBox(“Error: hardware incompatible.”);
GetKeyPress();
BSOD();
}
}Make10GBswapfile();
SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
AddRandomDriver();
MessageBox(“Error: Controlador incompatible.”);
GetKeyPress();
BSOD();
}
//printf(”Bienvenido a Windows NT”);
//printf(”Bienvenido a Windows 2000″);
//printf(”Bienvenido a Windows XP”);
//printf(”Bienvenido a Windows VISTA”);
printf(”Bienvenido a Windows 7″);if (still_not_crashed) {
CheckUserLicense();
DoubleCheckUserLicense();
TripleCheckUserLicense();RelayUserDetailsToRedmond();
DisplayFancyGraphics();
FlickerLED(hard_drive);
RunWindowsVISTA();
return LotsMoreMoney;
}
}
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